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the future is near

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 00:29:00 +0000

school started and my goals are as follows:
-be and remain happy (avoiding depression no matter what)
-go to san diego w/ xc team (well on my way [have to be top 15 {i am}])
-go to disney land ditto ditto ditto ditto

anyway yeah man i guess everything's kool
this is the like the first update of this thing in forever but wth!
i learned to play screamo guitar stuff. it's muy fun :)
anyway i guess im happy now
cya

by the way stupid jeremy thinks that he ran more than me even tho i ran 4 miles in 30 minutes and he got lost and kept running and got a RIDE BACK TO SCHOOOL. what a wimp.
all who agree just /agree after venting your thoughts on my comments thing ;P

ignorance is bliss

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 05:19:00 +0000

The Alpha-cuddlefish said...
Sure Joe that was an iteresting conversation we had and im glad u put it up. Me allready knowing that i dont care cuz a grand total 5 kids acculaly visit ur site so i dont care. Well good luck with skipping xc practices.
jk
PS: Im not pissed off

ahhahaha jeremy you ignorant blind moron.. you have the ability to come to my site and read my posts and yet you ignore my site tracker, which now reads over 1100 views?!? skipping xc practices? yeah. coach clark told me too. ok.

jeremy EDIT* AND SAM gone wild

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:43:00 +0000

jeremy henninger gone wild. this dudes' gotta settle for the girls who are his friends already or, CALL SOME NEW ONES, A HHAHAHAHAH.

attackcuddlefish: give me chelsea and christina and madisons sn's
attackcuddlefish: please
Dropkick octopus: lol
Dropkick octopus: call em up
Dropkick octopus: and ask
Dropkick octopus: ;-)

30 SECONDS LATER

attackcuddlefish: lol
attackcuddlefish: no
attackcuddlefish: dont force me to b polite again joe
attackcuddlefish: AAAALLLRIGHT
attackcuddlefish: PLEASE
attackcuddlefish: joe dont play coe
attackcuddlefish: with me
attackcuddlefish: ddedddddddferesfgffdgadfeadgaetgfdsd

Dropkick octopus: i see you are losing your mind

attackcuddlefish: only dumb people call people up for their sns!
Dropkick octopus: hahahaha
Dropkick octopus: you can change that
Dropkick octopus: start a revolution

attackcuddlefish: lol
attackcuddlefish: gonna start a revelution
attackcuddlefish: yaaaa u know
Dropkick octopus: are you like singing a bealtes song or waht
attackcuddlefish: yeah
attackcuddlefish: oops
attackcuddlefish: later dude
attackcuddlefish: gtg

AND THEN 15 MINUTES LATER SAM FREAKS OUT TOO!!! FEILD DAY FOR ME!!

sam the man1121: dude
Dropkick octopus: yo
sam the man1121: whats up
Dropkick octopus: haha not much
Dropkick octopus: you sounded angry or soemthign
sam the man1121: when
sam the man1121: did i sound angry
Dropkick octopus: um when you said
Dropkick octopus: sam the man1121: dude wtf is wrong with you
Dropkick octopus: Dropkick octopus: um yo?
sam the man1121: whats up

sam the man1121: fuck you i didnt say that
sam the man1121: lol
sam the man1121: sam the man1121: dude
Dropkick octopus: yo
sam the man1121: whats up
Dropkick octopus: haha not much
Dropkick octopus: you sounded angry or soemthig

Dropkick octopus: hahahahah
Dropkick octopus: sam the man1121: im your bitch

sam the man1121: dropkickoctopus: im gay and want your body captain sunshine
Dropkick octopus: lo
Dropkick octopus: lol
Dropkick octopus: dude holy crap
Dropkick octopus: i can delete messages from the screen
Dropkick octopus: wtf is wrong with my crappy comp

blah blah blah

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Sat, 06 Aug 2005 06:02:00 +0000

ate some subs
met koolest little kindergardener ever
on a lighter note:

what is love?

photos

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 18:50:00 +0000

hahhahahahahthese are the awesomest shoes ever!!!! hahahhah

me and ed benish. at camp. heck yes.

oh man was it sunny there! not the best picture but i thought it was neccessary for
your viewing because of the bandana.

i hope you love this headband! i know i do!

hahahhaha, you can have my hair! i would say this is kind of a bad hair day by the way rofl

dont mess with texas!

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 01:57:00 +0000

i went to san antonio and corpus christi. most of the time i just slept and played video games and watched movies like anger management and road to perdition. the first one is the good one lol. anyway i went fishing for 5 hours caught nothing, but slept. umm, hurricane dennis came and i boogie boarded the poop out of those 10 foot waves, i tried to surf on my skim board and boogie board but it just wasnt happening. i called out neptune and asked him for bigger waves but he was beign lame. anyway i hitched a ride back with my dad on the occassion that i do all this stupid stuff for him like make him dinner and these crazy chores like completely emptying my pantry (wtf?!? i know). well anyway i will many pictures of the trip soon. bye. btw go to the pool . by they way i read harry potter, not as good as the other books, harry makes out with ginny , lmao. if you dont want to be spoiled dont read the following:
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK!

Overwhelming sadness

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 13:18:00 +0000

well today's my last day in Carlisle because i am going to San antonio, texas and then padre island for 2 straight weeks. i guess it might be fun but i dont expect anything great. anyway seeing as today is my last day i reccomend everyone goes to the POOL TODAY. also while im away email me yescardboard@yahoo.com

in love?

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Sun, 19 Jun 2005 01:58:00 +0000

wow, you haven't witnessed or even begun to experience the true meaning of what most mere mortals refer to as "enjoyment", lest you have but once come hither to the magical dreamworld we, the knowing, know as the pool. Tis truly a grouping of the hippest, kewlest, sexiest lads and lasses this side of the Mason Dixon (lol), indeed a gathering of Gods, or avatars if you beleive otherwise. to us, it is obvious of the crystal clear jealousy and lust of those of you considered our "peers" and "friends". And it is through and ultimately becuase of this undying jealousy and lust that you WILL now or soon come to ask the question: who is invited to this pool party? this council of legends? The answer? no one. something of such delicate beauty requires the utmost perfection and flawlessness, and you are most likely a joke not only to us, but to your society and to mankind as a whole. Likely, aliens look upon our seemingly puny and feeble planet not with a peculiar curiosity, but with humorious innuendos of the crystal clear fact that they will take over and it won't be much harder than beating a 4 year old at the game of checkers, save the time it will take, which will be far shorter. why did i go off on a tangent like this? because of you you foolish slacker stop reading and leave!
if you continued to read through this long and tedious article then you must be, no doubt, an amateur follower of my ways. therefore perhaps you do deserve a chance in the p00l with us? hmm? if so ask on my comment thing ill say no but if you're just desperate wait not, act now.

by the way some chick like luvx bla something imed me yesterday and asked a question, im me again and ill tell you the answer. (it was because of what's in my profile).

i owned them

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 12:54:00 +0000

well i go to the swim club just about every day now,and if you come ill be there. anywho i went yesterday and all was normal..save the fact that i pwnzored stallion, wild thang, and ares!!!! dude they got humiliated by me and phil honestly if you were them you'd be crying but they're hardcore and they can handle intense amounts of ongoing pain and suffering :p ya, laura also ditched me, and im so ticked off at her, i hate her now (lol jk laura it's kewl no worries. dont fret). well goin to the gym, bye

Pool date

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 04:00:00 +0000

since no one is responsible anymore (probably me included) im setting up this awesome pool date so everyone can go at the same time. so the date is this WEDNESDAY at the CARLISLE SWIM CLUB. yes. be there or be square like a box botch. anyway it might rain that day but it won't thunder and the highs are humid upper 90s, posta comment if you wanna go or im me, or call me

CALL ME, 422 7893

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 03:24:00 +0000

i went to the pool after shcool and it ROXORD MY SOXORS. getz, kunzt, and i were attempted the unthinkable upon chelsea (mwuahahahaha) and succeeded (muwahahahah!!!). i had tons of fun doing that, whilst doing so, conforming to her entry in my yearbook(it's pretty groovy, but private. mwuahah). anyway i pwnzored tyler getz at basketball , and then pwnzored christina brown, chelsea, AND madison at volleyball, and then pwnzored laura in the pool. my powers of dunking are undeniable and unstoppable.
ANYWAY I WANNA GO POOLING AGAIN, SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL ME
AND/OR WE CAN SET UP A DATE THAT'S GOOD FOR EVERYONE TO GO TO
THE POOL. 717-422-7893

WoW, so funny

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Tue, 24 May 2005 19:20:00 +0000

check out these hilarious vidoes, might wanna turn down the volume a bit, but make sure you can hear everything ;p (audio is only thing innapropriate)

http://download.filefront.com/3855143;b38c844464f548965ce28ec071804
23a46e6dd1d4fa7d71003803d974371da1d8fc21d9b167ab6e4

http://warcraftmovies.com/download.php?mirror=http%3A%2F%2Fhem.bredband.net%2Fb222680%2Fleeroy.wmv&id=1666

p.s. anyone who found comments made on arnold schwartzenegger post to be innapropriate or offensive, blame nick napoli, the cowriter of it, and the adder of the curses. thanks -joe ;P

THE FORMAL!!!

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Sat, 21 May 2005 16:17:00 +0000

the formal was kickin! man i was dancing my heart out on every song! so cool, too bad i didn't go to chase's party but i didn't wanna ditch "lil henN". ya anyway i had a good time and gotta go now , lata. p.s. i saw star wars III, pretty cool.

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Fri, 20 May 2005 21:53:00 +0000

Anonymous said...

arnold swartazanager is a natzi sympothizer. there is alot of band things out on this guy.

9:37 PM

Wow, you fucking retard. first of all, learn to spell, you ignorant illiterate prick. you obviously have no clue what you are talking about or even a grasp of the english language.
You argue that Arnold "swart-a-zan-a-ger", a word that sounds more ethiopian than austrian, was a "natzi sympothizer". wow high five on the spelling , good job , super fucking duper. anyway a nazi sympathizer? i don't think so, he was born in austria and became a tank driver while there in the year 1965. Maybe i am smoking marijuana but you know what, i don't think the nazis had control of europe in 1965 (holy shit). the rest of his career was lived out as mr. olympia, mr. red carpet, or mr. governor.
if i had any clue what "band" things you were talking about i could agree of disagree but you know what, since you have no clue how to type, spell, or probably even speak english or any language recognizable by other animals than gophers, i am not even going to waste my hand muscles. fucking idiots like you are the reason people like me get arthritis. in your case i seriously hope darwin's theory of natural selection is proven...retard..go take a ride on the shortbus.

arnold!

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Thu, 19 May 2005 23:17:00 +0000

arnold schwartzeneggar is by far the coolest actor ever. not only has this bilingual genious starred in countless award winning films, he has also succeeded in body building and politics! i mean cmon. the guy can bench like 500, and that's more than rachel wompler ! not to mention he openly admitted his unrequitted love of the fondling of the female body (pause for laughter), he also had the notoriety to like a cigar in front of the california health inspector!! i may love that man as much as drew loves me.

SCHARTZENEGGAR 2008

mrs. fiendretard

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Tue, 17 May 2005 20:40:00 +0000

if anyone can tell me how coloring a picture of scooby doo has any relevance to science i will just shoot myself. oh by the way mrs. sneed you fat retard, nadar dropped out before the election, texas can secede whenever it wants, and lincoln did have marfin's. boo ya..three strikes you're out you whale! p.s. (picture taken out because it was being g-a-y)

truth is found

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Sat, 14 May 2005 02:21:00 +0000

christina said some mean things in here comment

You do not have blonde hair. And you are not a tall sexy man. Never trust ANYONE on the internet, kids. They are all lying pedophiles.

1. i do have blonde hair 2. yes i am tall, and yes sexy 3. not a pedofile, not even an adult

that's right kids, don't trust EVERYONE on the internet, especially not christina kivi, niceville, florida.
to end on a funny note, rachel wompler farted in tech ed today.

Q: what does rachel wompler do when she gets bored?
A: Lift weights

btw dont tell her i said that :p (face with tongue sticking out)

i am a genius

noreply@blogger.com (joe) — Thu, 12 May 2005 01:24:00 +0000

so i went to school today. it was the same. i think im going to the formal alone, but im not sad about it. anyway, ill answer one of those question things on this soon, send me one , yescardboard@yahoo.com