in love?

wow, you haven't witnessed or even begun to experience the true meaning of what most mere mortals refer to as "enjoyment", lest you have but once come hither to the magical dreamworld we, the knowing, know as the pool. Tis truly a grouping of the hippest, kewlest, sexiest lads and lasses this side of the Mason Dixon (lol), indeed a gathering of Gods, or avatars if you beleive otherwise. to us, it is obvious of the crystal clear jealousy and lust of those of you considered our "peers" and "friends". And it is through and ultimately becuase of this undying jealousy and lust that you WILL now or soon come to ask the question: who is invited to this pool party? this council of legends? The answer? no one. something of such delicate beauty requires the utmost perfection and flawlessness, and you are most likely a joke not only to us, but to your society and to mankind as a whole. Likely, aliens look upon our seemingly puny and feeble planet not with a peculiar curiosity, but with humorious innuendos of the crystal clear fact that they will take over and it won't be much harder than beating a 4 year old at the game of checkers, save the time it will take, which will be far shorter. why did i go off on a tangent like this? because of you you foolish slacker stop reading and leave!
if you continued to read through this long and tedious article then you must be, no doubt, an amateur follower of my ways. therefore perhaps you do deserve a chance in the p00l with us? hmm? if so ask on my comment thing ill say no but if you're just desperate wait not, act now.

by the way some chick like luvx bla something imed me yesterday and asked a question, im me again and ill tell you the answer. (it was because of what's in my profile).

i owned them

well i go to the swim club just about every day now,and if you come ill be there. anywho i went yesterday and all was normal..save the fact that i pwnzored stallion, wild thang, and ares!!!! dude they got humiliated by me and phil honestly if you were them you'd be crying but they're hardcore and they can handle intense amounts of ongoing pain and suffering :p ya, laura also ditched me, and im so ticked off at her, i hate her now (lol jk laura it's kewl no worries. dont fret). well goin to the gym, bye

Pool date

since no one is responsible anymore (probably me included) im setting up this awesome pool date so everyone can go at the same time. so the date is this WEDNESDAY at the CARLISLE SWIM CLUB. yes. be there or be square like a box botch. anyway it might rain that day but it won't thunder and the highs are humid upper 90s, posta comment if you wanna go or im me, or call me

CALL ME, 422 7893

i went to the pool after shcool and it ROXORD MY SOXORS. getz, kunzt, and i were attempted the unthinkable upon chelsea (mwuahahahaha) and succeeded (muwahahahah!!!). i had tons of fun doing that, whilst doing so, conforming to her entry in my yearbook(it's pretty groovy, but private. mwuahah). anyway i pwnzored tyler getz at basketball , and then pwnzored christina brown, chelsea, AND madison at volleyball, and then pwnzored laura in the pool. my powers of dunking are undeniable and unstoppable.
ANYWAY I WANNA GO POOLING AGAIN, SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL ME
AND/OR WE CAN SET UP A DATE THAT'S GOOD FOR EVERYONE TO GO TO
THE POOL. 717-422-7893