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Saturday, June 18, 2005

in love?

wow, you haven't witnessed or even begun to experience the true meaning of what most mere mortals refer to as "enjoyment", lest you have but once come hither to the magical dreamworld we, the knowing, know as the pool. Tis truly a grouping of the hippest, kewlest, sexiest lads and lasses this side of the Mason Dixon (lol), indeed a gathering of Gods, or avatars if you beleive otherwise. to us, it is obvious of the crystal clear jealousy and lust of those of you considered our "peers" and "friends". And it is through and ultimately becuase of this undying jealousy and lust that you WILL now or soon come to ask the question: who is invited to this pool party? this council of legends? The answer? no one. something of such delicate beauty requires the utmost perfection and flawlessness, and you are most likely a joke not only to us, but to your society and to mankind as a whole. Likely, aliens look upon our seemingly puny and feeble planet not with a peculiar curiosity, but with humorious innuendos of the crystal clear fact that they will take over and it won't be much harder than beating a 4 year old at the game of checkers, save the time it will take, which will be far shorter. why did i go off on a tangent like this? because of you you foolish slacker stop reading and leave!
if you continued to read through this long and tedious article then you must be, no doubt, an amateur follower of my ways. therefore perhaps you do deserve a chance in the p00l with us? hmm? if so ask on my comment thing ill say no but if you're just desperate wait not, act now.

by the way some chick like luvx bla something imed me yesterday and asked a question, im me again and ill tell you the answer. (it was because of what's in my profile).

7 Comments:

At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Nick said...

yes indeed Joe and I (nick) owned all 3 of the girls at the pool, almost everyday the past week.

 
At 12:11 PM, Anonymous Jamie said...

hmm joe ur just as weird as i remember, but hey i gotta love ya! muah miss ya so much, have fun at the pool..without me! bleh! lol call me sometime 1-703-967-7323, or email me iluvjoe_784@hotmail.com...talk to ya later!
love
Jamie

 
At 6:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey I'm back! have fun @ the pool

 
At 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you know who i am

 
At 10:13 AM, Anonymous laura said...

oh hi joe have fun at the pool

 
At 2:12 PM, Anonymous gina said...

hey joe we have so much fun at the pool!! hope to see u there bunches of times!!! im really sry about ur glasses!!

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger joe said...

no problem, go some more

 

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